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Sunday, October 21, 2007

An A-Mazing October Day

No, sorry... no misadventures on a bike for this Sunday. Oh no... against my better judgment, I let Patrick talk me into our annual disaster of a corn maze. Patrick, me and corn mazes are just not something that should usually be mentioned in the same sentence... until today! WooHoo!!!!!!!!

We spent the 80+ degree, late October Sunday (we're in Southwest Ohio... can you say "Global Warming"?) at Tom's Maze and had a pretty good time of it. It was not nearly as difficult as the other mazes we had tried in past years, so it was actually fun. No exhausted mom, no overly stimulated kid, no frustrated map readers desperately looking for a boy scout group to slip into just to find the exit. The maze, which according to the website has the distinction of actually being grown in the configuration rather than cut, is 8 acres of inedible corn (Patrick had to ask one of the workers and they explained that the corn grown for corn mazes is special maize). Broken into 12 sections, each section is outlined in a different colored plastic tape (and no, no tape was yellow and black with "Crime Scene" stamped on it!). Also each section contains a mailbox that held a piece of a puzzle. We were to find the mailbox, get our puzzle piece, tape it onto the appropriate section of the "playing card" we were given when we bought our ticket and then move on to find the next puzzle piece.


The most challenging part of the maze, well other than dealing with obnoxious children and the parents who paid little attention to their rude little beasts, was finding the exit. Called "Victory Bridge" it towered over the maze, but finding the right path required using the completed puzzle and a lot of luck for those of us who are directionally challenged and unable to find a boy scout troop to mix in with. But, we did it! And happily enough, we didn't follow anyone! We used more logic than map reading but, hey, we got out! And whole thing only took about an hour.

Afterwards we basked in the combination of our successful finish AND the summer-like October afternoon sun.

We also watched Tom, who is apparently the Tom of Tom's Maze, operate the hourly firing of the Chunkin' Punkin' Cannon -- some sort of old fire truck outfitted with an air compressor, large tank and a very long "nozzle". With great anticipation, Tom puts a small pumpkin in a chamber in the nozzle, turns on the air compressor for several minutes, whereby the large chamber fills and when released, the pumpkin sails high and far into the air, ultimately crashing to earth in a smattering of seeds and pulp Washington Irving's Headless Horseman would envy.

It was a very nice day. One in which my legs ached instead of my bottom.